Welcome To The Official Johnnies Cranium Homepage
shows
inverary battle of the bands
soime park in inverary
saturday sept 14
5 bucks
I realize that nobody visits this page anymore but whatever. We're back, in case you cared, after an extended hiatus with a lineup change. as far as i know we still need a full time drummer but for now jake from the jollys is filling in. if you are at all interested in being our drummer email us.
johnnies cranium is:
Mike "Dirty Sanchez" Butler
(Guitar, vocals, super hot chick magnet with the features of a greek god)
Graeme "GOD" Oddie
(Vocals)
Todd "Hot Toddy" McCalpin
(Basser)
Jake Haskell
(Drums)
Colin and Captain Alex
(Spiritual Leaders)
Zeke
(Unconditional Hippy Love)
*UPDATE*
-the fine vessel known as Pinky was recently totalled by her former captain known as alex "CAPPY" smith. As a result, smith will be stripped of his rank and former comic book hero status.
-It has come to our attention that there is a rare endangered species in the small eastern town of Kingston. The north american Colin is a majestic beast for whom it is always mating season. You can help those in need by sponsering a north american Colin. For a mere five dollars a month you can help save a life. A picture of your Colin will be sent to you in your choice of either 5" by 8" or 7" by 12" photo sizes.
PLEASE HELP THE NORTH AMERICAN COLIN!
-Update, a north american colin has just been spotted, all you ladies, watch out! the Colin's smooth seductive speaking and sexy ass can persuade even the manliest of women. Pictures of this Colin will be posted shortly.
-Johnnie's Cranium would also like to recognize the fine vessel sailing skills which our spiritual leader Alex possesses. Alex is a fine sailor of most any vessels but sails mainly on his own vessel Pinky. Pinky is a fine vessel and we thought it necessary to include her. |
